Tito Merello Vilar // Richard Kadrey, Aloha From Hell
this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt
i love this character so much. id love to see them at the lowest point of their life
You placed a rectangle on a flat surface, you have completed the summoning ritual. Congratulations! Your spell was successful!
She kept the cat!!
Cat self-adoption tactics are becoming more aggressive
we're having a field day over this obama thing huh
wait i didnt mean to include the bottom post
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obama posted that
Anonymous asked:
Daddy im so horny . PLease help me
get-you-wet answered:
bitch im tryna survive a category 5 hurricane
This might legitimately be one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen on this site
i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again
and here you are
Me: maybe I’m not cut out to be a writer…idk what if I’m not good enough
BookTok romance writers: ‘what if you were just a normal school teacher…but the MINOTAUR wanted to get you PREGNANT’
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